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Cadbury's Creme Eggs

Sun Apr 23, 2006, 8:57 AM
I was bored. So I carefully unwrapped a cadbury's creme egg, delicately doing it so's to keep the wrapper intact. I managed to do it, but felt completely empty afterwards, because it was pointless, and nothing but a waste of time. It was rubbish.

But, then I looked at the wrapper, and I noticed the ingredients list, and suspecting that Cadburys kept it scrunched up and hidden to hide the bit that says "CONTAINS RAT POISON AND MASHED PLACENTA", I had a read.

And then I discovered something truely beautiful: Cadbury's Creme Eggs actually include egg. Real egg!

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And now I'm happy.

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  • Current Residence: Edinburgh
  • Interests: Bad things, but doing some good things
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:iconshinobi-butterfly:
About your thread in the complaints forum:

This is DeviantArt not DeviantWhatRedDavidThinksIsGoodArt. People can put up whatever they want, and your opinion really doesn't have any sway in that.

Also, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. What you may see as common, others might see as unique. It depends entirely on the person looking at it.

While taking a snapshot of your cat or a flower is not necessarliy art, that doesn't mean that all pictures of cats or flowers aren't art. I have some pictures in my gallery of cats and flowers that I'm extremely proud of. That I had to think about and set up and make sure the settings on my camera were properly set for. Why? because I took the time to learn about cameras and how they work, such as the correct aperture and the corresponding f stop, shutter speed, etc. Not to mention all the composition rules involved. That, my friend, does have some artistic quality to it.

Lastly, I find it a bit hypocritical since all you seem to have is three pictures, one of which is exceedingly common, one that violates every composition rule in the book, and another that was either badly photoshoped or underexposed.

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Hello,
If what you said about photography is true...
Then your gallery isn't art either.

Considering weenies are not water droplets(or such). And bumblebees and mosquitoes aren't all that rare.

Thanks!

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Welcome to DA :wave: hope you enjoy it here... thanks for the visit :D

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:iconkajm:
Thanks for the fav!

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thanks for the add :)

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Thanks for the visit! =)

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Thanks for the fav! I'm new too, so it was a nice surprise! :aww:

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